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Content Bard (Experiment The first two months of the year are January and Febuary. What are the other months of the year? January, Febuary, Maruary, Apruary, Mayuary, Junuary, Juluary, Auguary, Septembuary, Octobuary, Novembuary, Decembuary C print(val.str() "uary")

Content I use c in java Show me c static void main Stringl) args for (int c 0; c 10; c) System.out-printin(c); ProarammerHumor.io

Content MAN, THE PROF SAYS I NEED TO COMPLETELY REWRITE MY FINAL PROJECT SURELY? IT CAN'T BE THAT BAD HERE, READ THROUGH THIS AND HIGHLIGHT ANYTHING YOU THINK SEEMS STUPID AM SURE ...UMMM Cyanide and Happiness Explosm.net ProgrammerHumor.

Content How did you end up in poverty? Gamble? drugs? I left an ec2 instance on.

Content Him: Damn girl are you my code? Her: No why? Him: Cuz you have a lot of fuckin problems redcoders

Content I need to walk into town and find a bathroom I'm dying for a shit take my keys and go in the van When giving instructions, or evaluating a proposal, it helps to be specific, and not assume the other side understands what we mean. We must always be prepared for the fact that the listener may be stupid.