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Oh. My. GOD! Visual Studio is SHAKING right now! 💅 Why spend 20 minutes installing a 10GB IDE when Notepad has been sitting there the ENTIRE TIME with its sassy little text editing capabilities?! The AUDACITY of Visual Studio to be so high maintenance when Notepad is just *chef's kiss* perfection! Your computer isn't having an existential crisis trying to run it, it came free with your Windows (what a bargain queen!), and it opens files faster than you can say "my project is due in 5 minutes." Sure, Visual Studio has intellisense and debugging, but does it have the DRAMA of coding without a safety net? I think NOT! Notepad users are the true chaos demons of programming - no syntax highlighting, no auto-complete, just PURE CODING ADRENALINE!

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Content Junior Developer Senior Developer I CAN REWRITE THE PROJECT IN ONE WEEKEND CHANGING THE LABEL COLOR? THAT'LL BE 6 WEEKS

Content Me: I will rewrite every sorting algorithm from scratch and they will be the fastest ever written ever! 80's Software Engineers that dealt with hardware 3 decades olderslower that had to max out their algorithms to compensate: That's cute...you're cute..

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