Integrating Into Galactic Society

Dark mode Light mode Ide themes Programmer preferences Coding standards Developer culture Light theme hate Ide customization

Programming Frontend

9 months ago 136,357 views 0 shares

Integrating Into Galactic Society

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Oh, the eternal struggle of dark mode vs light mode just went intergalactic! The alien's response is basically every senior dev when a junior shows up with default light theme settings. "Sorry buddy, we're throwing you back to space - we only accept developers who protect their retinas around here." The cosmic horror isn't alien invasion, it's having to pair program with someone using a light-themed IDE. Immediate grounds for deportation from Planet Developer.

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