Inherit Tense

The ABSOLUTE SUPERIORITY COMPLEX that consumes your soul once you've conquered the ancient text editor Emacs! 💅 One minute you're struggling with keyboard shortcuts that require more fingers than an octopus has tentacles, and the next you're looking at VS Code peasants like they're coding with crayons. The transformation is COMPLETE - you've gone from normal developer to insufferable text editor elitist faster than you can say "M-x butterfly." Your friends will abandon you, but who needs friends when you have customizable keybindings?!

Content WRITES UNMAINTAINABLE CODE LEAVES COMPANY

Content When a cute OA joins the team: But I warn you, I wil break your app Already broken

Content Me showing the 15 seconds of gameplay I spent 3 weeks coding to my parents It's quite cool.

Content Hard to swallow pills YOU'RE NOT A DE VLPER JUST BECAUSE YOU UNDERSTAND DEVELOPMENT JOKES AND YOU'RE ALSO NOT A DEVELOPER JUST BEGAUSE YOU'RE POINTING OUT THATOTHERS WHO MERELY UNDERSTAND DEVELOPMENT JOKES ARE NOT DEVELOPERS

Content Why are you running? When my code compiles on the first time