Increasingly verbose

Content "Your app crashed so I have a complete error log and the steps I made to reproduce it..."

Content LEVELS OF HELL: Limbo Lust Gluttony Greed Anger Heresy Violence Fraud Treachery Releasing an IDE without a dark theme

Content Business managers when IT tells them they need a database You mean like... make a spreadsheet? ProarammerHumor.io

Content OUR PROJECT WAS LATE. SO THEY HIRED A PROJECT MANAGER. DiD THAT HELP? NOW WE SPEND 20 OF OUR TIME IN MEETINGS.

Content Junior Devs: Your code breaks SOLID and code style best practices Senior Devs: Your code is shit No! You don't understand! I know

Regular headaches have nothing on the sheer existential dread of accidentally merging your dev branch into production. The pain is so intense your entire head turns into a glowing red error message. That moment when you realize what you've done and frantically Google "how to undo git push force without getting fired" while your Slack notifications explode with increasingly panicked messages from your team. The best part? This is your 57th time doing it. Either you're incredibly persistent or spectacularly bad at learning from mistakes. Version control: controlling your version of events when explaining to your boss why everything is broken.