Incoming flood of merge conflicts

Ah, the modern tech job posting—where companies want a single developer with the skills of seventeen specialists working for the price of one junior. The guy nails it perfectly. When recruiters list every technology under the sun—from three programming languages to multiple frameworks, databases, cloud services, DevOps tools, and system administration—they're basically asking for a unicorn who can replace their entire engineering team. After 15 years in the industry, I've seen job descriptions evolve from "Java developer" to "technical demigod who can single-handedly build, deploy, and maintain the entire digital infrastructure of a Fortune 500 company while also making coffee." And the best part? They'll still call it "entry-level" and offer you exposure instead of a proper salary.

Content TIME TO GET UP AND CONVINCE SOMEONE TO BECOME A SOFTWARE PROGRAMMER

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Content When you leave work without squashing the bug you've been working on all day Fuck you and l'TI see you tomorrow!

Content Vishal VishalMalvi Me 1 week as a programmer : I have no idea what I am doing. Me 5 years as a programmer : I have no idea what I am doing but they are paying me more.

The eternal JavaScript ecosystem cycle in three acts: Act 1: "Oh no, I need to convert my perfectly functional JavaScript to TypeScript because the internet says so." *head explodes* Act 2: "Finally finished the TypeScript migration. My code is now bulletproof and I am a superior being." *smug satisfaction* Act 3: "Wait, the internet now says TypeScript is terrible and everyone's going back to JavaScript?" *head re-explodes* The only constant in web development is that whatever you just spent months implementing will be declared obsolete approximately 17 minutes after you finish.