im so proud to be a programmer

The perfect response doesn't exi-- When someone asks you to say "hi" in your mother language and you're a C++ developer, there's only one correct answer: a perfectly formatted "Hello World" program. This dev skipped all the pleasantries and went straight for std::cout << "Hi!" << std::endl; because let's face it, semicolons are basically punctuation marks in a programmer's native tongue. The username "Im_Not_GlaDOS" makes it even better - clearly someone who speaks fluent machine but is definitely not a homicidal AI.

Ah yes, the efficiency of modern software development. 25 million bugs, 25,000 errors, and a grand total of 25 lines of code. That's roughly 1 million bugs per line. Impressive productivity metrics for the quarterly review. Management will be thrilled to know we've achieved such a high bug-to-code ratio. Clearly we're maximizing our return on investment here.

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Content Were you able to' finish everything? A Yep, all done So this is it, your last day with us.. How sad! 1 guess SO! You will be missed! Perfect The next Monday morning... 1 hate seeing coders leave... Why is that? Dammit, who's responsible for this crappy undocumented code? I think he's gone You'll get it soon. Of course he's gone CommitStrip.com

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The classic tale of programmer optimism. 9:00 AM: "This is an easy bug. I can fix it in minutes." 11:00 PM: Still sitting in the same chair, staring at the same code, questioning every life decision that led to this moment. The only thing that's changed is the darkness outside and the will to live inside. Time estimation in programming - where minutes mysteriously transform into hours, and "I'll be done by lunch" becomes "I might sleep here tonight."