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Ah, the classic Agile charade. First they claim to be "agile," then when pressed they say they "adapt to changing directions" which sounds impressive. But the truth finally emerges – they have absolutely no idea how to build the actual product. And management is perfectly fine with that. Just another Tuesday in software development where buzzwords substitute for competence. The sprint planning meeting starts in 5 minutes, bring your best poker face.

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