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Oh sweet heavens! Normal humans see "I ❤️ U" as a declaration of affection, but computer science people? They're having an existential crisis because they're reading the NOT ("!") in front of it! 😱 Their romantic lives are FOREVER CURSED by seeing love notes as conditional statements! Dating a programmer is basically signing up to have your Valentine's card interpreted as a truth table!

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