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Content Gentlemen, it is with great pleasure to inform you that After thoroughly analyzing senior developers code my ding skills went from 911 to 5

Content Open your eyes Permission Denied sudo open your eyes brain is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported

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Content WHY DO YOU USE REGEX DADDY? IT'S MY WORK SON IM SORRY umgfip.com

Content Me when my compiler asks me if I'm sure I want to continue with 800 warnings made with mematic I'll allow it.

Content Chirasul chirasul d since we're having a baby in a couple months, the discord is discussing parenting life hacks Chirasul Today at 2:31 PM give your baby a dollar immediately after birth before they receive their social security number. when they receive their SS, they're value is reset automatically to 0. now take back that dollar. baby now has a negative value; the social security buffer cant handle a negative number so it immediately flips around to the highest 32-bit integer, letting your baby start life with 2,147,483,647 4:33 PM 7620 Twitter Web App 162 Retweets 389 Likes