I Bet This Have Not Been Posted Before

The moment you realize your "quick question" has unleashed a coding apocalypse. That senior dev typing for 10+ minutes isn't crafting a simple yes/no – they're writing your obituary in documentation form. Nothing strikes fear into a developer's heart quite like watching those three typing dots continue past the 30-second mark. At that point, you're not getting an answer – you're getting an essay on why your approach is fundamentally flawed, complete with architectural diagrams and references to design patterns you've never heard of. Pro tip: If you see "senior dev is typing..." for more than 2 minutes, start updating your resume.

Content Me when I finally find a Reddit post that has a solution to my problem The second half is in Tagalog

Content When you zone out for a minute and type "Is" in game chat

Content WOW! HOW DID YOU GET LIKE THAT? EVERY TIME I USE do JESUS CHRIST. .I DO ONE PUSH-UP. SHEN COMIX

Content OMG All the secrets of our codebases got leaked! OMG Only your team's secret is safe! How is this possible? Well we used a top-security method. We put the secret into a random Reddit meme no one cares about. Then we fetch the meme and extract the secret No one has ever thought that any idiot can be stupid enough to do that. Not even the hackers. ..WTF?

Content James, I've decided to fire you because you deleted our entire database and only recovered one entry PHONE BOOK COMPILING AGENCY ProgrammerHumor. I bet if I picked a random person out of the phone book they could do a better job than you Hi, random person! Want a job? THEJENKINSCOMIC