I wrote a useful software that generates Braille subtitles instantly

Ergonomics experts: "Here's the proper way to sit with perfect posture and angles." Developers in real life: *contorts body into impossible pretzel shape while coding until 3am* I've spent thousands on ergonomic chairs, standing desks, and fancy monitors. Yet somehow I still end up coding in bed, twisted like a human question mark, wondering why my spine feels like it's been replaced with broken glass. The chiropractor's kids are going to college on my retirement fund.

The classic astronaut gun meme gets a project management twist! A junior dev looks back at Earth and realizes "Wait, it's all a broken waterfall?" only to find the Scrum Master behind them with a gun saying "Always has been." Truth bomb: most companies claiming to be "agile" are just running waterfall with daily standups and calling it Scrum. Six years of sprint planning meetings and I'm still waiting for that mythical "potentially shippable increment" the certification course promised.

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