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Content The man who married a hologram in Japan can no longer communicate with his virtual wife The software that allowed the interaction is no longer supported and the man can no longer interact with the hologram with which he had a relationship for years.

The Reddit algorithm has commitment issues worse than those wedding day deserters. You're scrolling through a thread about people abandoning their partners at the altar, and BAM—suddenly you're being pitched a GitHub issue processor for AI coding that costs less than a gumball. It's like the algorithm saw a thread about relationship abandonment and thought, "You know what this person needs? Some cheap API calls!" The digital equivalent of responding to someone's breakup story with "That's rough buddy, wanna see my new keyboard shortcuts?"

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Ah, the classic file system loophole that no cloud provider wants you to know about! Why pay for extra storage when you can just cram all your data into the filename itself? Sure, changing the actual filename doesn't affect file size - that would be too easy. But encoding your entire database as a series of increasingly monstrous filenames? Pure evil genius. Somewhere, a filesystem engineer is having heart palpitations just thinking about this. And yes, there's probably that one developer who's actually tried this in production. We don't talk about them anymore.

That code is what happens when you tell a developer "we need to save space" but forget to mention "code readability" as a requirement. Single-letter variables, no comments, and recursive calls that would make even the Python interpreter question its life choices. The smirking girl in front of the disaster is all of us watching our colleagues defend their "optimized" code during code review while the codebase burns in the background. Remember kids, the next person to read your code might know where you live.

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