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Content So will refactoring the code improve the loading time? Not really So tell me - why is it always the same old story with you guys wanting to refactor everything! I NEED TO KNOW!! Will it improve security then? So... it's for browser compatibility? Absolutely not Because, as devs, if we know we've left messy code, we can't stop thinking about it: when we wake up in the morning, at lunchtime, in the evening when we go home, and when we're trying to go to sleep. "t haunts us, you know?? IT HAUNTS US! CommitStrip.com

Computer Science curriculum: carefully designed courses covering fundamental algorithms, complex data structures, and enterprise database systems. Reality: you barely stayed awake through those lectures. But programming memes? That's where you're suddenly a PhD candidate. Every recursive joke, every "works on my machine" reference, every semicolon tragedy - you're fully engaged, taking mental notes, probably contributing your own material. Turns out the real education was the memes we collected along the way. At least those taught us that production always breaks on Friday at 4:59 PM.

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The pinnacle of useless documentation right here. Just like when your colleague writes // increment i by 1 next to i++ but completely fails to explain why that Byzantine sorting algorithm exists in the first place. The real tragedy is when you return to your own code six months later and find comments like "Fix this later" with no explanation of what "this" is or why it needs fixing. Meanwhile, the actual complex logic remains a mysterious black hole with zero documentation. Pro tip: If your comments could be replaced by a fortune cookie message and provide the same level of insight, you're doing it wrong.

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