I swear I'll run your code in someday

Content Doctors: Googling stuff online does not make you a doctor. Programmers:

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Content This is called Bool-ing. You either hit the pin or you don't.

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Content if (a true) return true; else if(a false) return false; 2 In such moments vou don't need to sav anvthing, vou just have to cast a mysterious glance in a Mexican hat

When someone asks what you do for a living, and your brain immediately jumps to the most unnecessarily complex implementation possible. Like, congratulations on writing a function that could be replaced with return number % 2 == 0 , but sure, let's hardcode ten separate conditions because that's definitely maintainable. Nothing says "I'm a programmer" quite like turning a one-liner into a nightmare that future you will curse at 2 AM during a production outage.