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Oh honey, the AUDACITY of trying to learn C++23 in 2025 when you haven't even mastered the ancient scrolls of C++20 modules! 💅 Then comes the voice of reason - that wise compiler wizard with Clang++ and CMake tattoos across their soul, gently dragging you back to reality: "Sweetie, let's start with C++17 first, mkay?" The absolute DRAMA of C++ version chasing! It's like trying to wear couture when you can't even button a shirt. Start with the basics, darling, before the template metaprogramming gods smite you with undefined behavior!

Asking "Is the server up?" and getting "Well, it was working yesterday but then Dave pushed some changes and now it's giving a 502 sometimes but only on Tuesdays" is the digital equivalent of asking if someone wants coffee and getting their life story. Boolean questions expect true/false answers, not a novel-length string that requires three scrolls and a therapist to process. The face says it all—that moment of silent suffering we all experience waiting for the simple "yes" or "no" that will never come.

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