I just want to go back to bed

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Content YOU USE GIT VIA A GUT LUSE GIT VIA COMMAND LINE WE ARE NOT THE SAME

The three-headed dragon meme takes on database humor with a linguistic twist. The fierce left head represents SQL (Structured Query Language), the menacing middle head is SEQUEL (SQL's original name at IBM), while the derpy right head is just... SQUIRREL, complete with tongue sticking out. It's basically how your brain processes technical acronyms after staring at database errors for 12 straight hours. The progression from professional database terminology to random woodland creature is the mental breakdown we never knew we needed.

The Matrix warned us about AI taking over, but nobody said anything about product managers taking over our codebases. Here we have the classic corporate dystopia where every line of code needs a business justification or it gets the axe. Meanwhile, your codebase is full of utility functions that "might be useful someday," half-finished features from three sprints ago, and that experimental API endpoint you built at 2 AM that somehow made it to production. But sure, let's pretend we're running a tight ship where everything serves a documented purpose. The irony? That "purposeless" code you wrote six months ago will become mission-critical the moment you delete it. It's like Schrödinger's function—simultaneously useless and essential until someone tries to remove it.

Content Me: copies a random-ass lambda function from Stack Overflow or whatever Function: Works Me: ??? ???

Content NOOO! YOU HAVE TO USE COMMENT TO EXPLAIN YOUR CODE 34 34 CODE SHOULD BE SELF EXPLANATORY AND COMMENTS SHOULD BE REDUCED TO MI AL USE COMENTS ARE USELESS LOL 14 14 0.1 2 10 score 55 70 85 100 115 130 2 0.1 145