I have never felt so useless

Content GENTLEMEN. IT IS WITH GREATEST OF PLEASURES TO INFORM YOU THAT I ONLY WASTED 4 HOURS DEBUGGING MY CODE BECAUSE I FORGOT TO CONVERT A STRING TO AN INT

When you install a new game but forget that your gaming rig needs to compile shaders before you can actually play. That moment when you hit "Play" all excited, only to be stopped dead in your tracks by the dreaded "Compiling Shaders: 1 of 9378" progress bar. The betrayal! Your evening plans suddenly held hostage by the GPU equivalent of watching paint dry. And somehow it's always when you've only got a small window of free time to play. Those shaders might as well be compiling your disappointment in real-time.

Content You were asked to draw flip flops You drew this, and the neural net didn't recognize it. -K

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