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Content ALLTHAT FOR 14 LINES OF CODE?

Content ebd2 commented yesterday solvaholic: Sorry I missed your comment of many months ago. I no longer build software; I now make furniture out of wood. The hours are long, the pay sucks, and there's always the opportunity to remove my finger with a table saw, but nobody asks me if I can add an RSS feed to a DBMS, so there's that :)

Content For those who's asking how its to be an I.T professional during the coronavirus outbreak. Do you remember when the Titanic was sinking and the band kept playing till the end? We are part of that band.

Content My parents Me (senior developer) "Al will replace you in 2024, you need to find another job ASAP"

You're sitting there trying to concentrate on your programming exam, mentally debugging your life choices, when suddenly the person next to you whips out a full-sized mechanical keyboard. You know, the kind with Cherry MX Blues that sound like a typewriter being thrown down a staircase. Each keystroke echoes through the silent exam hall like thunder. Meanwhile, you're just trying to remember if it's i++ or ++i while this absolute legend is conducting a percussion concert. The audacity of bringing a mechanical keyboard to an exam is honestly impressive – it's the equivalent of bringing a megaphone to a library. Some people just want to watch the world burn, one satisfying click-clack at a time.

Content AFTER ALL THESE MEMES ON THIS SUB, I DONT EVEN KNOW IF I'M A JUNIOR OR A SENIOR ANYMORE AND AT THIS POINT I'M TOO AFRAID TO ASK