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Samson lost his power when his hair was cut. Achilles was invincible except for his heel. And junior programmers? They're completely defenseless against Webpack and Docker. Nothing quite like watching a new dev's soul leave their body during their first container orchestration meeting. "Just configure your dependencies in the yaml file" might as well be "just perform brain surgery with a spork." The real hero's journey isn't slaying monsters—it's surviving the first deployment without having an existential crisis.

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The infamous 4:16 AM Discord exchange that perfectly captures the dark reality of software deployment. Matt casually drops the most terrifying phrase in tech—"just test in prod"—while kitty delivers the punchline that makes QA professionals wake up in cold sweats. Let's be honest, we've all secretly implemented this "methodology" at some point. The real production environment is just a staging environment with higher stakes and real customer data! Who needs unit tests when you have thousands of unsuspecting users ready to find your bugs for free?

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