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Ah, Santa's gone full DBA this year! The perfect ugly Christmas sweater for that database admin who spends December filtering out the naughty list. Instead of checking it twice, Santa's running SELECT * FROM contacts WHERE behavior = 'nice' and sorting that table twice for good measure. The "SQL Clause is coming to town" pun is the kind of dad joke that makes junior devs roll their eyes while secretly wanting the sweater for themselves. Just pray Santa's database is properly indexed, or those good children might not get their presents until February.

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Content ProgrammerDadJokes usahistulmascat 22h 1 once dated a software engineer but she dumped me because I wouldn't commit. 358 37 Share Award O BEST COMMENTS Y Tech4dayz 22h Did she also blame you for everything? h Reply 4 113 sahistulmascat OP 22h Don't push it 4 125

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