I bet you can't

The modern developer dichotomy in its full glory! Up top we've got the polished, well-groomed developers who just copy-paste from Stack Overflow, Google search results, and ask ChatGPT to fix their bugs. Meanwhile, the documentation readers below look like they've been coding for 72 hours straight, sustained purely by Monster Energy and sheer determination. Reading docs is apparently the programming equivalent of staring into the void until the void stares back. The best part? Those documentation demons probably write better code than the rest of us combined. Choose your fighter: pretty but dependent, or unhinged but powerful.

Content Today 12:31 PM I have decided to learn how to code Its free and if I'm serious about being a math major, I need to know how to code. That's a great New Years resolution I'm starting with html. HTML is not a programming language its coding Ok fine ill start with css ProarammerHumor.io

Content Am Devloper iamdevloper 1969: -what're you doing with that 2KB of RAM? -sending people to the moon 2017: RAM? -running Slack -what're you doing with that 1.5GB of 10:38 AM Nov 3, 2017

Content THE FIVE STAGES OF GRIEF during debugging Well it worked on my machine. You are probably doing something wrong on your end. Denial FUCKING SHIT WHY WON'T THIS WORK!? I HATE EVERYONE! Anger I'm very skilled at what i do. I'll find the bug in no time! Bargaining Why can't i find the bug?? maybe I'm not good after all. How did I even get hired?? I'm so bad at programming! Depression It's a feature not a bug ProarammerHumor.io

Content clients requirements CODE BASE AFTER HANDLING ALL SCENARIOS

Content Joma jomaoppa I saw a software engineer today No company swag hoodie. No stickers on their laptop. No mechanical keyboard. He just sat there. Typing away on our default IDE. Like a psychopath. 7:28 AM 31 Oct 19 Twitter for iPhone 115 Retweets 696 Likes