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The mysterious art of Scrum Mastery: show up to standup, ask "any blockers?", update a Jira dashboard, and somehow that's a full-time job. Meanwhile, developers are grinding through 47 tickets and wondering what dark magic keeps this person employed. The true genius of Agile isn't the methodology—it's convincing management you need a dedicated person to ask "can we wrap this up, we're at 16 minutes" every morning.

OH MY STARS AND GARTERS! The absolute AUDACITY of pushing untested code to dev at 4:59 PM on a Friday! 💅✨ It's the classic "not my problem until Monday" energy that only the most chaotic developers possess. Like, honey, you're literally creating a weekend emergency while dancing on the grave of your team's sanity! That code is going to break SPECTACULARLY while you're sipping margaritas, and some poor on-call dev will be crying into their keyboard. ICONIC BEHAVIOR. 👑

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Ah yes, the classic corporate love triangle. CEOs staring longingly at the shiny new AI walking by, completely ignoring the loyal developers who've been building their products for half a decade. Nothing says "thanks for your service" like being dumped for the hot new technology that probably can't even center a div properly. Those 5-year veterans are sitting there with their legacy code knowledge while the boss is already planning the AI wedding. Commitment issues much?