How To Procrastinate

Content People I haven't seen in years: Me: "Just ask me the computer question

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Content What are you doing? I am programming inside python Do you mean in python? No

Ah, the modern "programmer" who only knows how to prompt ChatGPT. Nothing says "I've mastered coding" like typing "Write me a function that..." instead of actually learning syntax. Ten years of experience? More like ten minutes of experience with an AI that does the heavy lifting. The rest of us spent years debugging pointer arithmetic while these folks are getting violently rejected at technical interviews the moment someone asks them to reverse a linked list without digital assistance.

Content daisyowl daisyowl if you ever code something that "feels like a hack but it works," just remember that a CPU is literally a rock that we tricked into thinking 31417, 5:03 PM 11K Retweets 17.3K Likes 17 daisyowl daisyowl 31417 Replying to daisyowl not to oversimplify: first you have to flatten the rock and put lightning inside it 19 171,441 2,706

Content When IT finally approved the admin privileges you asked for 30 vears ago