How It Be

Content Interviewer: What's your biggest strength? Me: Machine Learning. Interviewer: What's 6 9? Me: 0. Interviewer: Incorrect. It's 15. Me: It's 15. Interviewer: What's 4 20? Me: It's 15.

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The evolution of programmer emotions in one perfect image. Novice programmer: arms raised in ecstatic disbelief that their code actually worked on the first try. Experienced programmer: suspicious squint and existential dread because code working on the first attempt is basically a warning sign that something is terribly wrong. When your code works immediately, it's not a miracle—it's the calm before the storm of 47 undiscovered bugs that will reveal themselves at 4:58pm on Friday. Trust issues with functional code is the true mark of a seasoned developer.

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Content L Anonymous 122614(Fri) 19:51:11 No. 45793352 B 45793379 45794765 45794788 45796081 45799058 45800174 why the fuck start ups only want ruby on rails developers? Anonymous 122614(Fri)22:01:48 No. 45794867 45794890 45798725 45798760 45799182 45799190 45799231 45800065 It's hipster technology. They create an internet startup with Rails or Node.js on top of MongoDB. They have a io domain with a name that normally ends in -er but they removed the 'e'. They code in Sublime Text on their Macbooks while sitting in Starbucks. When people ask about their work they refer to themselves as a "code artisan".