How The Turned Have Tables.

Ah yes, the mythical "Real Dev" – that legendary creature who apparently needs a NASA supercomputer to run VS Code. Nothing says "I'm a serious programmer" like convincing yourself you need specialized hardware for "heavy compiling" when cloud services have been handling this for years. The gatekeeping is strong with this one! "Real devs use different machines" – meanwhile the person who wrote this is probably compiling their Hello World program on a gaming rig they convinced their parents was "for school." Pro tip: The best code is written on whatever device you have when inspiration strikes. Some of the world's most successful software was built on "consumer products" by "codemonkeys" who were too busy shipping to worry about their dev cred.

Executive order just dropped: UI/UX terms now require more syllables for maximum developer frustration. Next week they'll rename "copy-paste" to "duplicate-and-relocate-digital-information." Somewhere, a frontend dev is crying into their mechanical keyboard while updating documentation.

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You know that feeling when you're watching a tutorial and the instructor is casually building a full-stack application while explaining every line with crystal clarity, but you're sitting there rewinding for the 47th time trying to figure out why your import statement is throwing errors? Yeah, that's the energy here. The "some Indian guy" is the legendary YouTube tutor who somehow explains complex algorithms in 12 minutes with a $3 microphone and saves your entire career. Meanwhile, beginners are the confused cats barely keeping up with crayons, and the "7 years of experience" developer is... also a confused cat with slightly fancier crayons. Because let's be real, no matter how senior you get, you're still pausing tutorials every 30 seconds and questioning your life choices. The brutal truth? Experience just means you're better at pretending you understand before copying the code and hoping it works. We're all just cats at a tiny desk, my friend.

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