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The sky is literally smiling upon C programmers! When your language is so fundamental that even Mother Nature pays homage to it. Sure, Python might be trendy and JavaScript might be everywhere, but C? C is where the real magic happens—where memory leaks are a lifestyle choice and pointer arithmetic is considered a recreational activity. The language where you don't just write code; you craft it byte by precious byte. No garbage collection to save you, just pure, unfiltered programming prowess. Why use 10MB of RAM when 10KB will do? C isn't just a language, it's a badge of honor worn by those who've survived segfaults and lived to tell the tale.

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The infamous 4:16 AM Discord exchange that perfectly captures the dark reality of software deployment. Matt casually drops the most terrifying phrase in tech—"just test in prod"—while kitty delivers the punchline that makes QA professionals wake up in cold sweats. Let's be honest, we've all secretly implemented this "methodology" at some point. The real production environment is just a staging environment with higher stakes and real customer data! Who needs unit tests when you have thousands of unsuspecting users ready to find your bugs for free?