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This is what happens when a Python dev tries to write Rust without actually learning Rust! The code is a horrifying Frankenstein's monster of Python syntax smuggled into Rust—like that .expect("Failed to read line") that would immediately error out since it's attached to a read operation that already completed. And don't get me started on using match with a dot operator right after! The error handling with Ok(num) => num looks legit until you see that bizarre Err(_) => continue syntax that would make the Rust compiler have an existential crisis. It's basically Python wearing a Rust trenchcoat trying to sneak into the memory-safe club.

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Just as vampires hiss at sunlight and Superman cowers from kryptonite, programmers recoil in horror at light-themed IDEs. The natural enemy of any self-respecting developer isn't deadlines or legacy code—it's that blinding white background burning retinas at 2 AM. Dark mode isn't a preference, it's a survival mechanism. Your corneas will thank you, and somehow your code might contain fewer bugs too... because science.