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Content STOP using OOP Object-Oriented Programming ENCAPSULATES your data, RESTRICTING its flow over your program. Let natural selection take its course and randomly choose which of your arbitrarily-named local and global variables to use. Object-Oriented Programming ABSTRACTS data, CONCEALING it from the rest of your program. How do YOU feel knowing the goverment hides data from YOU? Your classes feel the same way. Object-Oriented Programming INHERITS its data, STEALING them from your other classes and passing it off as its own. YOU wouldn't like it if someone stole YOUR code and said it was theirs! Your base classes don't like it either. Object-Oriented Programming makes your classes POLYMORPHIC, treating derived classes as LESS THAN THEY ARE. Interpreting your classes as something they are not is demeaning. It also takes away the STRUCTURE and VERBOSITY that casting and conversion functions create. This is an example of the beauty, simplicity, and elegance of normal, procedural programming. include iostream int main() std:: cout "Hello, World!" std::endl; return OF This is an example of the horrors that OOP creates. This dark-mode friendly propaganda brought to you by the "Go is not 00P as it does not support key OOP concepts such as true polymorphism or inheritance, instead relying on method-based interfaces to pass similar structures" gang

Oh, the AUDACITY of comparing a runtime error to a movie! Sir, when your code crashes at runtime, you don't get tissues and comfort—you get BETRAYAL. That code worked PERFECTLY in your head, sailed through compilation like a champion, and then decided to absolutely OBLITERATE itself the moment it touched real data. The complete 180° emotional flip here is *chef's kiss* because runtime errors hit different. They're the ultimate plot twist where your code says "surprise! I was garbage all along!" while you're left there in the fetal position questioning every life choice that led you to this career.

Two fish cops showing a ticket for a "git merge conflict... 9999 lines" while Patrick Star looks horrified with "VIBE CODERS" caption. Nothing kills the coding flow faster than a massive merge conflict. Just another Monday where your weekend project collides with what your coworker pushed Friday at 4:59pm. Time to either become a farmer or spend the next 8 hours deciding which curly brace belongs where.

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When you're casually searching through the Epstein files like it's just another log directory. The juxtaposition of Bill Gates and Linux Torvalds in the same sentence is already chef's kiss, but adding the Epstein files takes it to a whole different level of cursed. Nothing says "casual Tuesday" like grepping through documents that should probably be handled by federal investigators, not your terminal. The side-eye really sells the "just routine system maintenance" vibe.