Sedentary lifestyle Memes

The IT industry's unofficial weight gain program is real, folks. What they don't tell you in the job description is that your relationship with your chair will become more committed than any dating app match. Four years in and you've mastered both debugging and the location of every snack delivery service within a 5-mile radius. The only thing scaling faster than your microservices is your waistline. The sedentary lifestyle comes free with the job—it's the most reliable feature in the entire tech stack.