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Machine learning algorithms don't question their training data—they just optimize for patterns. So when a concerned parent uses that classic "bridge jumping" argument against peer pressure, ML algorithms are like "If that's what the data shows, absolutely I'm jumping!" No moral quandaries, no self-preservation instinct, just pure statistical correlation hunting. This is why AI safety researchers lose sleep at night. Your neural network doesn't understand bridges, gravity, or death—it just knows that if input = friends_jumping, then output = yes. And this is exactly why we need to be careful what we feed these algorithms before they cheerfully optimize humanity into oblivion.