Guess Iwas Born Too Late

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This meme perfectly captures the existential crisis of every high-level programmer who dares peek under the hood. Top panel shows a clean, elegant C/C++ function to check if a number is odd with a simple bitwise operation. Bottom panel reveals the assembly code equivalent that looks like it's summoning a demon. The reaction face says it all - "You thought you were writing clean code? That's cute. Meanwhile, the compiler is in the back doing dark magic rituals with registers and bit operations." This is why most of us stay comfortably nestled in our high-level languages, blissfully ignorant of the eldritch horrors happening at the assembly level.

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