Guess Iwas Born Too Late

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The classic tech recruiter bait-and-switch in its natural habitat! First they post for a fullstack React dev, then suddenly it's a desktop app, then just frontend, and finally—surprise!—they want a React Native mobile expert. And companies wonder why they can't find "qualified" candidates when they're playing job description roulette. It's like ordering a pizza and getting mad when the sushi chef can't make you tacos.

When I'm coding alone, I'm Patrick in a lab coat - sophisticated, focused, methodical. But the second I share my screen for pair programming? Suddenly I'm beach Patrick - frantically smashing at the keyboard with a hammer, forgetting basic syntax, and typing with the confidence of someone who just discovered computers yesterday. The duality of dev life is real. It's like my brain has two git branches and I can't merge them properly.

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