Got myself a tool for resolving git merge conflicts

Content Developer during interview: Do you give bonuses for developers? Interviewer: no, but we have colored couches Developer: devpuns You son of a bitch, I'm in!

Content Linear Model Nearest Neighbor N000000000! This looks like You can't just pick the something I've seen closest datapoint and before. It's probably classify it as that!! the same thing You need to prove EinEout and use Linear Algebra and use a feature transform and cross validate and calculate bias and variance and

Content When the last senior dev retires Backend systems in most insurance companies, banks and public administration offices running on millions of lines of archaic, basically uncommented spaghetti COBOL code which could stop working at any moment (chuckles) I'm in danger

Content Enter the following: sudo make sandwich Your Answer SOlVE media

Content People who thinks that the upvote button is orange People who thinks that the upvote button is red C Me that knows that the upvote button is blue, red, and green reddit

Oh. My. GOD. The absolute AUDACITY of developers to put "save humanity" and "marry tall girl" on the SAME TODO list! 💀 Like honey, you can't even remember to remove those console.log() statements before pushing to production, but sure, SAVING THE ENTIRE HUMAN RACE is just another ticket in your Jira board. Right next to your anime-inspired romantic fantasies! The true tragedy is that both tasks will sit there for eternity, getting pushed to "next sprint" until the heat death of the universe. Just like that refactoring task from 2019. YOU KNOW THE ONE.