Frenemies

Content Are you saying you are a CS mayor and you are still confused by how ( pointers work? Yes. And I'm tired of pretending 1 don't.

Content Documentation is like sex; when it's good, it's very, very good, and when it's bad, it's better than nothing.

The quintessential dev team dynamic captured in its natural habitat. Top dev proudly announces "the energy I bring to the team" while showcasing a comment from a teammate who's bypassing all testing protocols with the battle cry "i'm merging it. f*ck the tests." Meanwhile, the cherry on top comes from someone named "Average Engineer" who declares writing test cases is basically admitting your code might have flaws—a cardinal sin in the church of overconfidence. This is that special moment when the CI/CD pipeline becomes CI/See-No-Evil. Future production issues? That's tomorrow-you's problem! Nothing says "high-performing team" like merging untested code at 11:36 PM and calling it "energy."

Content THE HEAD OF PRODUCT THANKING ME FOR PIONEERING INTERNAL USE CASES OF AI ME WHO WROTE A FIVE-LINE CONDITIONAL STATEMENT IN SQL

Content when you CC your manager on an email

Content Memories