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The classic programmer's escape hatch! Why actually implement that annoying method when you can slap a //TODO on it and kick that problem down the road? Future you will definitely be more motivated and smarter than current you. It's basically time travel for your coding problems - except the time machine only goes in one direction: straight to your technical debt collection.

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Isn't it just wonderful how tech culture works? You can pull 80-hour weeks, sacrifice your social life, and earn that "Senior Distinguished Principal Architect" title with the compensation package to match... but push one tiny commit with a missing semicolon at 2 AM and that's your legacy forever. The industry has this magical ability to forget all your achievements but maintain a detailed historical record of that time you accidentally deployed to production instead of staging. Your Git blame is eternal, but your Git praise? Practically nonexistent. Next time someone asks why developers have impostor syndrome, just point them to this meme and walk away slowly.

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