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Content Standalone Cluster RAID 1 RAID 5 RAID O Hot swap RAID 01

Content function convertBolean(value) switch (value) case 'true'; value 1; break; case 'false': value 0; break; return value;

Content learnprogramming ProgrammerHumor

Content Me trying to finish my piece of shit code at 4 Am

Oh look, it's the two programming languages perfectly represented by their error messages! Python's like that friendly golden retriever who gently nudges you with "Hey buddy, line 42, you forgot a colon :)" while C++ is that demonic hellbeast screaming "SEGMENTATION FAULT: CORE DUMPED" before devouring your soul and the next six hours of your life. Nothing says "I hate myself" quite like debugging C++ pointer errors at midnight. Python might tell you that you can't add a string to an integer, but at least it won't make you question your entire career choice.

Content thinks he'll get a promotion if the boss notices how hard he is working didn't lie on his resume "Virgin Hard Worker" graduated from college and now has to work to repay his debt is greatful to be working listens to podcasts that will help him become a more effective worker tries to hide when he is on youtube even when it is for work SiN, lunch breaks never go longer than 60 minutes hopes to have a career in business administration or data entry tries to be friends with the cute receptionist "Chad Time Thief" Doesn't snitch on others when they are goofing off as well makes memes on company time takes time out of his busy schedule to enjoy some funny videos realizes his job is pointless so does the minimum to not get fired clocks in from hour lunch says he's still on lunch YoLO always take the 2 paid breaks he is entitled to spends an hour messing with chair height settings said he has a masters in computer science on his resume, never writen a line of code