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THE AUDACITY of job listings these days! 😤 The top panel shows some corporate suit LYING through his teeth with "You don't need to have the skills of an entire dev team" while the bottom panel reveals the BRUTAL truth: "If those kids could read they'd be very upset." Every. Single. Job. Posting. Ever. Wants a "full-stack ninja rockstar unicorn wizard" who can somehow do the work of 17 people for entry-level pay! The disconnect is so catastrophic it should have its own disaster relief fund! Meanwhile, all of us developers are just standing there like Bobby Hill, clutching our single programming language and wondering if we should have learned Kubernetes, React, and quantum physics before breakfast. THE HORROR!

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