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Flying to Mars

Flying to Mars | software-memes, development-memes, try-memes, rest-memes, IT-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
software-memes, development-memes, try-memes, rest-memes, IT-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

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EXPLAINING SOFTWARE toggl DEVELOPMENT METHODS BY FLYING MARS YoU Want To Go To MARS THE WATERFALL METHOD yoU BUILD A YoU TEst the ROcKET ROCKET YOU GO TO MARS YoU want to GO TO MARS, PROBABLY AGILE DEVELOPMENT YOU START YOU TheN WanT BUILDING A TO GO TO URANUS ROCKET YOU GO TO THE MOON YOU WaNt to GO TO MARS THE KANBAN METHOD YOU SPLIT THE WorK INtO THOUSANDS OF TINY PIECES ONE YEAR LATER YOu ARE STILL WAITING FoR The ARMRESTS TO BE DONE uL YoU WaNT TO BUILD ARMRESTS FOR A ROCKET SEAT SCRUM YOU DISAPPEAR FOR A MONTH TO WORK ON IT YoU faiL to BUIlD ARMRESTS. AFTER A 15 – MINUTE MEETINg YOU DECIDE TO START OVER YOU WANT TO GOTO MARS BUT YOU HAvE NO MONEY LEAN DEVELOPMENT YOU ADD WINGS TO A FIRECRACKER YOU TRY TO CONVINCE INVESTORS THAT IT MAY FLY TO MARS SOME DAY, MAYBE MART VIRKUS ’19