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Content When developers argue about their Computer Science vs Software Engineer degrees Me with my degree from Clown College ingflip.com

The top panel shows Pooh looking unimpressed with a public variable. The middle panel shows Fancy Pooh absolutely delighted with the exact same variable made private but wrapped in getter and setter methods. The bottom panel captures that moment when you join a project and see this pattern everywhere but can't figure out why anyone would add all this boilerplate just to access a simple variable. It's like putting on a tuxedo to walk to your mailbox.

Content EVERYONE ELSE IS EXCITED TO WRITE THEIR FIRST PROGRAM, BUTL'M EXCITED TO WRITE MY LAST. PUT GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD!" TO OUTPUT imatlin.com

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Content Me: I forgot to free memory.. you will take care of it? C: No, I don't think I will.

The AUDACITY of project managers thinking that physically hovering over developers will magically fix communication issues! Look at this PM in their fancy outfit, invading the sacred coding space like they're about to ask "is it done yet?" for the 47TH TIME TODAY. Developers frantically trying to focus while their PM breathes down their neck is the corporate equivalent of having someone watch you type your password. PURE TORTURE! Nothing says "I don't trust your time estimates" quite like setting up camp right next to the people who just want to be left alone with their code and existential dread. The closer the PM sits, the further the deadline slips - it's basically a law of physics at this point!