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Content FESS Fesshole HOLE fesshole The publisher of the PS2 game I was working on threatened to pull funding if the game didn't maintain a steady 30fps. It ran at 20 at best. We couldn't optimise it any more so eventually just wrote some code that added 10 to the FPS counter. They were happy, game shipped on time ProgrammerHumor. io

Content Me: Implements a mathematically complex algorithm The resulting program: 552 153 569 2127 I'M DOING 1000 CALCULATIONS PER SECOND, AD THEYRE ALL WRONG

You're lying in your casket, finally at peace, when you hear your family discussing funeral expenses. Their solution? Selling your custom-built gaming rig with the RTX 4090, the triple-monitor setup, the mechanical keyboard collection, and that NAS server running your Plex instance. Suddenly you're sitting bolt upright in the coffin like "absolutely not." That PC has your entire digital life on it. Unencrypted browser history, half-finished side projects, 47 different versions of "final_FINAL_v3_actually_final.py", and a folder structure so convoluted it would take archaeologists decades to decipher. They're not selling that thing. You're taking it with you.

Content Yessss! My app is published. thought you were going to add more features before the release. That was the original plan, but then I decided to publish the minimum viable product. It's not much now, but I can let user feedback determine which features are most important and what needs adjustment. Wow. You're pretty good at justifying your own laziness. That's nothing. Wait until you see my fake user reviews. Keep everything exactly as is. 2017 Jeff Lofvers Don't Hit Save - donthitsave.com

The existential crisis of a full stack developer captured in one perfect image. In the top row, we have animals lamenting their limitations—a dog can't fly, a fish can't walk, a chick can't swim, and a duck looks on smugly. But then comes the "Full Stack Developer" transformation—suddenly all these creatures are happy despite their limitations. Why? Because that's the essence of full stack development: being mediocre at everything but convincing yourself (and hopefully your employer) that you're somehow qualified to do it all. It's the tech industry's greatest con job—jack of all trades, master of none, yet still employed. The duck's smug grin says it all: "I can barely do any of these things well, but my LinkedIn says I'm proficient in 47 technologies."