Finally, after years of search I found a real tree

Content Tyler Glaiel S TylerGlaiel Programming Language Tier List: S: A: B: C: D: F: javascript, c, c, java, python, c, lisp, asm, php, brainfuck, perl, ruby, haskell, rust, fortran, ecmascript, basic, scala, swift, go, sal, erlang, lua, ada, jai, f, html, mathlab, ocaml, bash, regex, c-- 10:20 AM Nov 5, 2019 Twitter Web App 42 Retweets 198 Likes

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Let's be honest here. My entire career is just me aggressively Googling stuff with increasingly specific search terms until I find that one Stack Overflow answer from 2014 with 3 upvotes that somehow solves my exact problem. After 15 years in this industry, I've mastered the art of copy-pasting with style. My IDE is just a fancy middleman between Google and my git commits. The real skill isn't remembering syntax—it's knowing exactly what to search for and recognizing the right answer when you see it. Junior devs think we have all the answers. Nope. We just have better search history.

Behold the duality of Node.js development! On the left, we have the node_modules folder—a monstrous encyclopedia that could crush a small desk, containing 500MB of dependencies just to center a div. Meanwhile, your actual source code on the right is basically a haiku that says "import everything" and "console.log('hello world')". The best part? You'll spend 90% of your time managing those dependencies and 10% writing the three lines of code that actually do something. It's like bringing a nuclear warhead to a knife fight.