Finally A Real-World Example Of Why Null Is Scarier Than 0

Content "He's using software you're very familiar with, but he doesn't know a single hotkey."

Content When you have dual boot and accidentally launch Windows instead of Linux Things are now in motion that cannot be undone.

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Look at me ignoring that README file like it's my ex's text messages. We've all been there—excitedly diving into a shiny new library, completely bypassing the documentation because "how hard could it be?" Then two hours later, after fighting bizarre errors and contemplating a career change to goat farming, we're crawling back to that README with our tail between our legs. The documentation was there the whole time, patiently waiting for us to admit we're not as clever as we thought. It's the programming circle of life.

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Oh. My. GAWD. The AUDACITY of our brains to convince us that a new coding project will take "just 2 days" when in reality it transforms into a CATASTROPHIC NIGHTMARE of tangled code that looks like someone let a toddler play with spaghetti and electrical wires! 💀 That optimistic little stick figure thinking they'll whip up something quick in VS Code, only to end up with what can only be described as the physical manifestation of a mental breakdown one month later. It's the developer equivalent of saying "I'll just have ONE chip" and then waking up surrounded by empty bags and regret. Weekend projects are where dreams go to die and GitHub repos go to collect dust. But will we learn our lesson? ABSOLUTELY NOT. Next weekend we'll be right back at it with another "brilliant" idea!