Finally A Real-World Example Of Why Null Is Scarier Than 0

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Finally A Real-World Example Of Why Null Is Scarier Than 0

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BEHOLD! The most DEVASTATING visual representation of null vs. zero in programming history! On the left, a toilet paper roll with ZERO paper left - inconvenient? Sure. But on the right? ABSOLUTE CHAOS! The roll is NULL - it doesn't even EXIST! You're sitting there, pants around ankles, desperately reaching for something that ISN'T EVEN THERE! This is EXACTLY what happens when your code tries to access a null reference - complete and utter existential panic! At least with zero you know you're screwed... with null, you don't even get THAT courtesy! 💀

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