Every Time Ientered My Password Wrong

Content SwiftOnSecurity SwiftOnSecurity Following "Mr President, at 0600 hours we received the following message from outside the solar system. Sergeant, bring it onscreen from NASA." "Jesus that's indecipherable." "Oh, No, sorry Mr President, that's a Perl script we use to connect to the satellite. Give it a second." 4:29 AM - 13 Mar 2018 292 Retweets 1,076 Likes 21 17 292

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The serialize function is pure genius! It converts JavaScript primitives into hexadecimal values that are actually clever puns: undefined → 0x1def9d (I def'd) null → 0xbadbad (bad bad) true → 0x17d0e5 (true-ish) false → 0x0ff0ff (off off) The developer who wrote this must've spent more time crafting these hex puns than actually implementing the feature. That's dedication to the craft! The kind of easter egg that makes you both groan and secretly admire their commitment to dad-level humor in production code.

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