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Sure, let's skip the whole "writing secure code" thing and jump straight to "vibe coding" because nothing says good vibes like a security breach at 2AM on a Sunday. Management wanted us to "move fast and break things" — turns out we're exceptional at the breaking part. The glasses just help you see the vulnerabilities better after they've already escaped to production. Security teams hate this one weird trick.

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That moment when your brilliant reference to abstract factory patterns falls completely flat at a party. Their vacant stare is just their brain trying to access memory that doesn't exist. Meanwhile, you're standing there wondering if you should recompile the conversation or just accept the runtime error and move on with your life.

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