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Content THE TWO STATES OF EVERY PROGRAMMER TAMA GOD. I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I'M DOING.

HONEY, PLEASE! Why waste precious milliseconds of your life clicking on fancy browser icons when you can just wget your way to internet glory?! 💅 The top panel shows a disgusted rejection of Chrome, Firefox, Edge, Safari, and Opera like they're last season's JavaScript frameworks. Meanwhile, the bottom panel reveals the TRUE internet connoisseur's choice - commanding the web through terminal like the ABSOLUTE ROYALTY you are. Who needs pretty UIs when you can feel like a hacker god with one command line? Terminal browsers - for when you're just TOO EVOLVED for graphics!

Oh. My. GOD. The absolute TRAGEDY of night coding! You're there at 4AM, fueled by caffeine and desperation, creating what you SWEAR is a magnificent dragon of code—elegant, powerful, absolutely revolutionary! Then the morning sun rises, your brain cells regenerate, and you return to find... a plastic toy castle with a lizard on it. THE HORROR! Your masterpiece is just garbage with syntax! The cognitive dissonance between "night programmer you" and "morning programmer you" is the greatest betrayal since they canceled Firefly. And yet we KEEP DOING IT, because apparently we haven't suffered enough! 💀

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