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Content Strategy Temporary Hack TODO: remove next month Well-thought permanent solution Result Still in use everywhere 10 years later, nobody can change it now. Deprecated after 3 months due to requirements change

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Shower temperature control is just like variable types in programming. Regular showers have float temperature with infinite precision between hot and cold. Meanwhile, my shower apparently runs on boolean temperature - either Antarctica or Satan's hot tub, with absolutely nothing in between. Turning the knob half a millimeter is the difference between hypothermia and third-degree burns. It's like my shower was programmed by the same intern who thought binary search was just looking for 1s and 0s.

Content ODONT GET WHAT IS SO HARD TO UNDERSTAND. ITS EXPLAINED IN THE DOCUMENTATION 10 049 MISO THE DOCUMENTATION

Content When a recruiter has the perfect job but says one day a week must be onsite

Content HEY WHY DO PROGRAMMERS ALWAYS USE DARK THEMES? BECAUSE BUGS ARE ATTRACTED TO LIGHT MONSTIKA