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The desperate plea of "import everything please" hits way too close to home! That moment of pure desperation when your code refuses to run and you're ready to beg the compiler to just figure it out for you. Sure, we're supposed to only import what we need, but at 2AM with a deadline looming, specificity goes out the window and we're ready to wildcard import the entire language ecosystem just to make that one function work. The compiler silently judges our lack of module understanding while we frantically type import * like it's some magical incantation that will solve all our problems.

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Content Clement Mihailescu Following Co-Founder CEO, AlgoExpert Ex-Google" 1w G My heart goes out to all backend and infrastructure engineers. While frontend engineers get praised for their beautiful UIs and product managers get credited for their awesome products, backend infra engineers get little to no recognition, except when a service goes down for 5 minutes, at which point they get called garbage engineers who can't keep a service up. We appreciate you, backend infra engineers! softwareengineering programming 23,738 580 comments Love Comment Tell them what you loved" Share Send ProdrammerHumor.io

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