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Behold the evolution of versioning sophistication! From the barbaric simplicity of "1, 2, 3" (did we even have computers back then?), to the refined elegance of "1.0, 1.1, 1.2" that makes project managers feel professional, and finally ascending to godhood with "8086, 80286, 80386" – where you're not just versioning software, you're naming it after the silicon it runs on. Nothing says "I've been in this industry since punch cards" like referencing Intel processors from the 1980s. The true power move isn't semantic versioning – it's naming your releases after increasingly obsolete hardware.

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Content Just go ahead and copy all their data! -D Yes sir, I'm going now, sir! Prove that you're not a human What is the sum of all odd digits of Pi, fron digit n1 to digit n31,415? We're screwed, sir, there is o, captcha.. CommitStrip.com