Do you even indent bro? Outsourced some code to India :(

Content Some day we won't even need coders any more. We'll be able to just write the specification and the program will write itself Oh wow, you're right! We'll be able to write a comprehensive and precise spec and bam, we won't need programmers any more! Exactly! And do you know the industry ten for a project specification that is comprehensive and precise enough to generate a program? Code It's called code Uh no.... CommitStrip.com

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The image shows an empty or barely visible diagram of what appears to be some kind of device interface with the title "How programmers comment their code". It's the perfect representation of that code you inherited with exactly zero helpful comments. You know, the 10,000-line monstrosity where the only comment is // TODO: fix this later from 2014. Or my personal favorite: /* Don't touch this. I don't know why it works. */ After 15 years in the industry, I've accepted that comprehensive documentation is like unicorns—everyone talks about them, but nobody's actually seen one in production.

The eternal developer paradox: finding a perfect Stack Overflow solution for your C# problem, only to discover it's actually from the Java subforum. The real magic happens when you copy-paste it anyway and—against all laws of programming physics—it somehow works. That moment when you realize language barriers are just suggestions and your code is held together by digital duct tape and sheer audacity.

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