Do you even indent bro? Outsourced some code to India :(

That magical moment when you stumble upon your ancient code and suddenly feel like a time-traveling archaeologist! 🧠✨ You stare at those cryptic functions thinking, "Wow, past me was actually a coding wizard?!" It's like finding a treasure map you wrote while sleepwalking - somehow it works brilliantly, but current you has absolutely NO IDEA how you pulled it off! The best part is when you're too scared to refactor because you might break the mysterious spell that keeps everything running. Past you: 1, Present you: 0!

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OH MY GOD, the AUDACITY of those online courses! 💅 "Learn Any Programming Language 100%" they scream, and developers are like "SIGN ME UP!" *aggressively flies toward it* But mention "Algorithms & Data Structures" and suddenly everyone's doing a 180° mid-air like they've spotted a venomous snake! The plane literally CANNOT get away fast enough! Heaven forbid we actually learn the foundational concepts that make us, you know, ACTUAL DEVELOPERS. 🙄 It's the coding equivalent of wanting dessert without eating your vegetables first. Sweetie, that syntax sugar won't save you when your O(n²) algorithm brings production to its knees!

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Ah yes, C programming at its finest—writing a C program whose sole purpose is to create and execute a bash script. Because why use one language when you can use two? This developer is basically using a nuclear submarine to cross a puddle. The irony is delicious. The code claims "Programming in C is easy" while demonstrating the most convoluted way possible to print "hello world"—by having C generate a bash script with execute permissions, which then prints the message. It's like building a machine that builds a machine that ties your shoelaces. Four system calls when a single printf would do. This is the programming equivalent of taking a flight from New York to Boston with a layover in Tokyo.