Do you even indent bro? Outsourced some code to India :(

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PHP has been declared dead more times than a horror movie villain, yet somehow it's still powering like 80% of the web. The language that everyone loves to hate but secretly depends on is basically the tech equivalent of that cockroach that survives the nuclear apocalypse. Modern frameworks? Got 'em. Composer package management? Check. Type hinting? Sure, why not. Meanwhile, the "cool kids" with their shiny new JavaScript frameworks are on version 47.3.2 and your app broke because someone updated a dependency by one minor version. PHP's secret to immortality? It just works. No idea how. No idea why. It just refuses to die, much to the chagrin of computer science professors everywhere.

That moment when you trade your cushy FAANG job with its fancy processes for "startup culture" and discover what that actually means. You went from "our CI/CD pipeline automatically runs 10,000 tests before deployment" to "we push straight to production at 4:59 PM on Friday and pray." From "comprehensive wiki" to "ask Dave, he's been here 3 months longer than everyone else." From "work-life balance" to "we're a family" (translation: you live here now). But hey, there's free pizza sometimes. And those stock options might be worth something in 2057!