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GASP! The absolute AUDACITY of suggesting you can write an entire C/C++ program in one line! 😱 The character's mind is literally BLOWN because this is programming's equivalent of saying "I can fit the entire ocean in this teacup!" Sure, technically you CAN cram everything into one horrific, eye-bleeding semicolon-fest by removing all line breaks and proper formatting, but the poor soul who has to maintain that monstrosity will be sending you glitter bombs in the mail for ETERNITY. It's like telling a chef you can make a five-course meal in one pot - POSSIBLE but at what COST to your SANITY?!

Content CodeTinkerer 13h What does your program do? Reply callimx 13h System.out.printIn("Hello, world!") BreadIsNeverFreeBoy 13h Where is semicolon semicolonatwork 13h 2 Awards mind your own fucking business 49 4 217 J 4 111 4 374 J

Content "He's using software you're very familiar with, but he doesn't know a single hotkey."

Content Working Project adev 1 dev 2 let's remove that unused code... ProdrammerHumor.i

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Content Probability of contagion Very High High Medium Low 6 feet Very Low Want to talk about compiler and programming language design with me? None