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Content My teammates appreciating me for being available during the weekends Mean Introverted fuck who doesn't have a social life.

Content Boss Could you maybe use dotcom instead of dotnet? made with mematic ProdrammerHumor.io Dotnet dev Dotnet dev

Content I wrote a while (true) loop With break statement right? I wrote a while (true) loop With break statement right? With break ment right?

Content the first programming language I mastered

Content 12k concurrent video broadcasts 400k concurrent video streams 170k hours broadcasted daily 21.6 PB streamed daily ChainBale

Content lam not a programmer at all, but I once had to use a scripting program to automate a task at work. My co-workers complained that they didn't know how much was left and wanted a bar. So, I added a loading bar that automatically started at 30, and then every 5 seconds split the remaining and added it on (capping at 99 until done). So: 30, 65 (100-3070; 702 35; 30 (original) 35 65), 82, 91, 96, 98, 99, 99.. After that they loved it. Idiots.