Damn, programming languages got hands

When your security system flags your own home network as "suspicious." The IP address 192.168.240.1 is a private IP address that can only be accessed from within your local network—literally your own devices. It's like getting a text from your spouse asking who that stranger in your bed is... while they're lying next to you. The real security threat is apparently the security system itself.

Content You want to know where I store all my dad jokes? ..in a dad-a-base

Content 80265 The man's been here ten years. Ten years! 80265 In here, he's an educated man. Outside, he's nothing. Just a used-up nerd with no real skills. Probably couldn't get his repository rebased if he tried.

Content honey, tell me what's wrong USING THE TERMINAL IS LIKE PRAVING A TEXT ADVENTURE GAME THAT TAKES PLACE IN YOUR FILE SYSTEM

The ABSOLUTE TRAGEDY of Boolean operators destroying literature! Shakespeare's famous existential question has been HIJACKED by programming logic! 😱 In programming, "OR" is represented by the XOR operator (^) which evaluates to TRUE only when inputs differ. So "to be XOR not to be" is technically correct in code-speak, making Hamlet's profound question a mere Boolean expression! Dwight's face says it all - the unbearable pain of watching humanities majors butcher logical operators. The AUDACITY!

Content Successful People Unsuccessful People People who document their code as they type