CS major after uploading their CV online

Ah, the classic game dev fantasy chart. That massive orange slice is basically my hard drive of "revolutionary game ideas" collecting digital dust since 2014. The actual coding? Just enough to remember why I hate debugging. And that tiny red sliver for playtesting? That's what we call "clicking the start button twice before giving up and daydreaming about more features we'll never implement." Honestly, this chart is missing the 40% wedge for "watching YouTube tutorials that make you feel productive without writing a single line of code."

Content My projects belike:- Laziness Random motivation 2 in the morning More laziness

The evolution of data collection in three acts of increasing desperation. First, you've got your fancy waiters (API) - clean, professional, brings exactly what you ordered. Then there's the pirates (scraping) - stealing what you need because the restaurant won't serve you. And finally, the undead hordes (archive.md) - the nuclear option when a site has died but you still need that precious data. It's the developer's journey from "I'd like to make a request" to "I'm breaking into your house at 2am with bolt cutters."

Content I wanted to ask you one more question about your resume. It says here that you created your own programming language. Yeah, it was a fun project. It's called XYZZY and a few people are actually using it. It's about a year old now. Only one year? I'm sorry but we are looking for someone with at least eight years of experience in XYZZY. sigh Why is it so hard to find good people? madeofmistake.com

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Content Using a debugger Commenting out lines until you find the one causing the bug