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Developers will do literally anything to avoid touching Java code. One's climbing the walls, another's passed out on the couch, and the third is frozen in existential dread—all while the floor is plastered with Java logos. The modern developer's version of "hot lava" from childhood, except this lava comes with verbose syntax, endless boilerplate, and memory leaks that haunt your dreams. Sure, it runs on billions of devices, but at what psychological cost?

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Content Sith Programmer SithProgrammer We don't use Git in our office (unbelievable right?) so we play AmongUs IRL. Every now and then we call an emergency meeting and decide who wrote these crappy module and sabotaged our plans to meet deadline. 8:07 PM 16 Sep 20 Twitter for Android

Content M 'TitsMcGee4782! Y-yes? Did you, on March 26 2014, submit a post to the "IT tech support" forum in which you were literally begging for help with a very specific computer problem? Uh... . And, did you follow up that post with a reply 2 hours later simply saying, "never mind, I figured it out!", thus being of zero help to who- ever might find that post in the future? Maybe! 2018 Kristian Nygard Programmerumor.io patreon.comoptipess www.optipess.com

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