Copy Paranoia Syndrome

Developer habits Copy paste Keyboard shortcuts Tech paranoia Ctrl c Ctrl v Ui interactions Paranoid programming Text editing

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4 months ago 120,360 views 0 shares

Copy Paranoia Syndrome

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Behold the eternal keyboard shortcut debate! Top panel: Rejecting the efficient Ctrl+C/Ctrl+V combo like it's some amateur hour nonsense. Bottom panel: Gleefully embracing the absolutely ridiculous Ctrl+C+C+C+C+C/Ctrl+V approach because... who doesn't love hammering that C key 5 times just to be extra sure you've copied something? It's like buying five backup drives for a 2KB text file. The paranoia is real—and frankly, relatable. That text isn't truly copied until you've mashed C enough times to risk carpal tunnel.

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