Consistency Matters

The perfect double entendre doesn't exi— oh wait, here it is! Playing on the dual meaning of "bugs" as both software errors and actual insects, this meme brilliantly captures why dark mode reigns supreme in developer circles. In nature, light attracts actual bugs. In coding, well... switching to light mode is basically sending an open invitation to every runtime error and undefined variable in your codebase to come party. The smug satisfaction on that developer's face says it all - he's not just protecting his retinas, he's practicing advanced bug prevention techniques. Nobel Prize in debugging when?

Behold, the modern developer in their natural habitat! This isn't just coding—it's vibe coding . Who needs security best practices when you can just commit API keys directly to GitHub? It's like hiding your house key under the doormat, except the doormat is indexed by Google. Documentation? Tests? Please. Those are for developers who don't name their variables with the perfect aesthetic. Why write tests when you can spend three hours curating the perfect lo-fi playlist that you'll listen to while not writing tests? The true art form isn't solving problems—it's creating new PRs to fix your previous PRs while your IDE looks absolutely fabulous with that custom theme you spent a day configuring. And when everything is literally on fire? That's the perfect time to update your GitHub profile README. Priorities, people!

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Junior dev: "How do I remember what my code does?" Senior dev: "That's the neat part. You don't." The true mark of seniority isn't remembering your code—it's embracing the chaos. Documentation? Comments? Those are myths we tell bootcamp grads. Real developers just stare at their own code like it's written in ancient Sumerian and mutter "who wrote this garbage?" before realizing it was themselves, last Tuesday.

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