Coding Isn't The Hard Part

Ah, the classic "dedicate an entire hard drive to node_modules" approach. When your dependencies need more space than your operating system, university education, and actual web development code combined. That 402GB drive labeled "node_modules" isn't even a joke anymore—it's just documentation of the JavaScript ecosystem's storage requirements. At this point, NASA could've sent npm install to Mars and back with less data than what's sitting in that folder.

Content Errors are red My screen is blue Someone help me I've deleted "Sys32"

Content We have 120 clients With 120 separate codebases Spread across SVN, Git, and several servicing platforms And you're on maintenance

THE SKULL AND GEAR OF DOOM! 💀⚙️ That IT Support vest is basically advertising "I'm the grim reaper of your technical nightmares!" When the guy with THIS logo shows up, your computer isn't just broken—it's having an existential crisis! Your data isn't just corrupted—it's been dragged to the digital underworld! Your network isn't just down—it's being tortured in techno-hell! And yet we still expect these harbingers of digital doom to fix everything with a smile while we ask "have you tried turning it off and on again?" for the billionth time. The skull doesn't represent what they'll do to your computer—it represents their slowly dying soul after explaining to Karen from accounting that no, her coffee cup holder isn't broken, THAT'S A DVD DRIVE!

That glorious moment when you finally cave and buy a second monitor, and suddenly your entire existence transforms from a pathetic single-screen peasant to DUAL-MONITOR ROYALTY! The missing puzzle piece in your developer soul wasn't love or purpose—it was 1920 more pixels of pure, unadulterated screen real estate! Once you've tasted the forbidden fruit of dragging windows between monitors instead of alt-tabbing like a caveman, there's absolutely NO GOING BACK. Your productivity has increased by approximately 4000% (or at least that's what you tell yourself to justify the expense).

Ah yes, "vibe coding" - the revolutionary approach where you just stare judgmentally at your computer until it writes its own code out of sheer awkwardness. That skeptical expression perfectly captures the reaction of every engineer who's been told their job is being replaced by the latest buzzword. Next up: "energy programming" where you just burn incense near your laptop and manifest a working app.