Coding Isn't The Hard Part

Ah, the ultimate fingerprint for identifying stolen code—identical bugs! Bethesda didn't just catch Warner copying their code; they caught them copying their exact same bugs . It's like a thief stealing your car but forgetting to fix the broken radio that plays nothing but Kenny G at full volume. The irony is chef's-kiss perfect: Bethesda, a company notorious for shipping games with more bugs than features, using those very bugs as evidence in a lawsuit. "Your Honor, we can prove they stole our code because their game is just as broken as ours, in exactly the same ways!" It's like the digital equivalent of finding your missing sock in your neighbor's laundry—except the sock still has that weird hole you never got around to fixing.

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Nested cardboard boxes representing the endless <div> hell that is modern web development. Just wanted to center a button, ended up with 17 layers of containers, each with their own margin, padding, and existential purpose. The DOM inspector probably looks like a Russian nesting doll family reunion. And they say HTML isn't "real programming."

The perfect excuse has arrived! When GitHub Actions is down, productivity grinds to a halt faster than a recursive function without a base case. There's something beautifully legitimate about telling your manager "Sorry, can't deploy that critical fix - GitHub's down" while secretly enjoying your unexpected coffee break. The best part? Even the most demanding managers instantly transform from "GET BACK TO WORK" to "Oh, carry on" because they know arguing with cloud infrastructure outages is like trying to debug by adding more bugs. Sweet, sweet dependency-induced freedom.

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